What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 04:10

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
Moonraker
Do foreign workers face discrimination in Canada?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Kuorans can you write a sad story about kpop?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why is it important for Hollywood celebrities to come out against Trump?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
How do Flat Earthers explain time zones?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die